Tuesday 6 November 2012

Why Bethesda ... Why?

You have indeed fallen from grace Elder Scrolls. 

Well years have passed since I first decided to put pen on paper for the first time and actually write down something that is consistent or can be of value. (yeah right)

I know I haven't done this in a while now so just f*%$ing  bare with it alright?!
Everyone can call me by my real name if they wish which is Cris (and no that isn't a typo), or you can simply call me by my Pen name which is GrafRimago. Some people might know me, or know someone who knows of me since lately I have step'd back in the 'spotlight' with the ANX movement ... a.k.a Afro Ninja X ... a.k.a    Mildly Disabled Gamer, but that's all besides the main point of the topic that is at hand here.

I have an issue that has been bothering me somehow along the way for the past 6 months or so now ... (here he goes again ... sigh)... That issue Skyrim and it's DLC .... (what you on about bro' the DLC's are awesome  why you bee hating on Skyrim) ... Well motherf&%$r I wouldn't be if they would just bloody patch the living hell out of it for the PS3(which is the only version I have).

So why is this a big deal okay let's analyse the facts here people:

Even Count Dracula would be jealous of that helmet.

  1. Vampires
  2. I want to make my own Forsaken Fortress of Solitude 
  3. Who in their right minds wouldn't want to ride a Dragon in that game are you freaking kidding me?
I generally don't mind giving Bethesda some of my money for content that is worth it ... I give a little bit to them and they supply me with a few hours of entertainment ... (ahahahah I couldn't have been more wrong on that one). But seriously after a couple of months you would think they could have figured it out and made a public state announcement in which they would have said: Hey you PS3 owners who bought our game we're sorry we gave you a fundamental copy that is overall horse piss, and we can't fix it no matter how much we try. Here take a voucher for 5£/5$ and get it on the Steam sale or something.

Why did I give her the spare key to my house? 


No matter which way I look at this, it still seems that PS3 owners pulled the short straw for this specific 3A tittle.

When did a major league gaming company like Bethesda lose it's professionalism or is it me and more and more gaming studios this year have gone under than the previous years? Is this a sign that warn's us that the future of gaming will be bleak?
 ( I doubt it but i'm heading towards the climax) Or are we just being paranoiac and expect to much out of the gaming studios we grew up along with during this shitty economic crisis that seems to be prolonged by a force of nature?

I'm Davy Jones Cousin ... 


For me personally it wouldn't make a world of difference right now even if Bethesda would take their time and actually fix the problems at hand with the PS3 version, because, as much as I would love to spend countless hours to explore every stone and dungeon in Skyrim, that game is at the very end of the giant pile of games I need to backtrack.

Was it worth hanging on to the game I spent 50£ on the release date? Nope. Why did I do it anyway? Well because I'm a sucker for large open world environments that let me fool around. Do I regret not trading it in for some money on the first opportunity I had? Oh boy I do but something tells me that summer will be long and painful and a game like this is required to keep my attention under lock and key for most of the summer.

Enough said for now, I have to go play some more games and draw some more sketches, but I will be back here tomorrow and they days from here on out to add some more bits and pieces to the modern day Delirium so until next time you giant man-babies keep on gaming, also if you want me to do a review of one of the games you are at the moment playing write it down in the comment section bellow or tweet me: @GrafRimago, find me on the books of faces: GrafRimago (just don't poke me, unless you are a woman aged in between 18 and 26 then I approve that you poke me as much as you can).

Graf out! Peace!



Ain't he just adorable? 









P.S Before I go here is a picture of a cute puppy to make up for the loss of your first horse in Skyrim. (he meant nothing to you)



The fuck you doing Silver? We ain't got time to be horsing around. 

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